Fox News headlines v. real headlines, part 2425183.
The brunette part is really important.
Fun fact, our hair color reveals our place in pansexual society. Blondes are our record keepers. The great librarians, they collect, analyze, store, and distribute information to the rest of us. They are blonde because they reflect the light of knowledge. Those with Black Hair are our inventors. They investigate, produce, and teach new technologies so that we may thrive in future times. Their hair is black because of their frequent dives into the void of the unknown. Burnettes are our ambassadors. They interact with people, plants, and animals, forging bonds that can protect us when we are threatened. Their hair is brown because of their deep connection to the earth.
And as for redheads.
You don’t want to know the purpose of the Red Heads. But may their hellfire consume our enemies.
SO FUCKING DONE
where does “It’s finals week and I haven’t done shit” fit in?
level 6 or 7
Okay, so to everyone who has finals in the next couple weeks:
THIS IS MY FAVORITE BC THERES DEER IN THE DISTANCE LIKE AYE FUCK MAN SOMETHIN GOIN DOWN
Why are you doing this.
Life needs balance.
Religious zealots are dangerous.
Bad people aren’t always mean.
Good people aren’t always nice.
Being scared doesn’t mean that you can’t be brave.
Even when things seem hopeless, there’s always…
if you ever have to watch one american football game please watch the lions/eagles game going on right now. they’re playing in 7/8 inches of snow and they’re not allowed to clear the snow off the field
My uncle has been posting pictures since the start of the game guys you don’t understand this is hilarious
the lions fumbled six times in the first 18 minutes and are winning
I don’t ever watch football but this amuses me.
I wonder what my house would look like if it had been abandoned for, like, ten years.
SO MANY PEOPLE JUST REBLOGGED THIS FROM ME AND I HONESTLY CANT
one person reblogged this from me and I’m already crying. (Thank you)
TO ALL HOMESTUCKS I GIVE YOU LIFE. LEARN IT. WRITE IT. READ IT.
woah calm down there Disciple